A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
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Shit, I am.
(via yesimbeyonce)
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
(via yesimbeyonce)
Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’
‘on a school night’ edition
with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’
expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’
DLC: ‘Client Projects Edt’
Survival Mode: Parents ON
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(Source: deansmith, via destiels-pies)
17yr:
this baby was drinking from a straw and tilted her cup upside down and it spilled all over her and i was thinking “what a fucking idiot” and then i realized its a baby and im just a terrible person
(via jimbertimber)
Most actors get annoyed with the nicknames that their fans give them. Then there’s Jared Padalecki.
(via timelord-and-fishcustard)
Sherlock bought his wife a lucky cat for Christmas.
I just threw my laptop.
Oh my actual…*feels*
#SEE THIS#THIS IS THE MOMENT I ASKED JULIE ABOUT AT VANCON #I WAS BASICALLY LIKE #’COULD YOU SEE THE BIG FAT CRUSH THEY HAD ON EACH OTHER?’ #AND SHE SAID THEY WERE LIKE CHILDREN #CONSTANTLY HITTING AND KICKING EACH OTHER #AND THAT THE NEXT TIME SHE CAME TO TOWN #GEN CALLED HER UP TO GET DRINKS AND WAS LIKE #’JULIE THERE’S THIS GUY…’ #AND THAT GUY WAS JARED #VOMITING RAINBOWS #DON’T MIND ME#THIS RIGHT HERE #THIS PLAYFUL FLIRTING #MADE A BABY #JUST TO REMIND YA’LL
(Source: pzeiko-archive, via youbeautifulfuckingcreature)
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
(via 221b-striderbutts)
with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us
yeah that’s us
*CHOKING*
(Source: demslauren, via fourteenth-chair-cello)
